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Dippers

(A Cub runs on stage with a large ladle in his hand) Q: What do you have there? A: The big dipper. (Another Cub runs on stage with a spoon in his hand) Q: And what do you have? A: … Continue reading

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Squirrels and Nuts

Someone comes running across the stage yelling and screaming “Help! Help! They’re after me!” To which someone responds “Who’s after you? And why?” The reply, “The squirrels! They think I’m nuts!”

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They’re On Me!

PERSON 1: (Runs in screaming) They’re on me! They’re on me! PERSON 2: What’s on you? PERSON 1: My clothes!

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Remember Me?

PERSON 1: Will you remember me after a week? PERSON 2: Sure, I’ll remember you after a week. PERSON 1: Will you remember me after a month? PERSON 2: Yeah, I’ll remember you after a month. PERSON 1: Will you … Continue reading

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Jump Higher

PERSON 1: I bet I can jump higher than a house. PERSON 2: I bet you can’t. PERSON 1: Yes I can. Did you ever see a house jump?

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Radio Skit

A group of scouts come out and stand in a line across the stage. One, the announcer, stands in front of them. Announcer: “This is a test.” All: Hmmmmmmmmmmm. (Or Beeeeeeeeep) Announcer: This has been a test of the emergency warning system. This … Continue reading

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Morning Paper

Materials: Roll of toilet paper Shoulder bag Directions: Have someone come walking onto the stage with a newspaper shoulder bag. He/she is yelling, “Paper! Paper! Get your morning paper!” The “straight man” says, “Sure. I’ll take one.” The newsie reaches into the bag … Continue reading

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