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The Raisin

Need: 5 Scouts (1 to be a table) Preparation: 1st Scout comes out, gets down on all fours, and pretends to be a table. Script: 2nd Scout comes out, looks at the table and declares: “Ah, a fly! I think … Continue reading

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Worm Food

Q: What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? A: Finding half a worm.

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Tom the Toad

Tune: Oh, Tannenbaum Words: Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad Why did you jump into the road? Oh Tom the Toad, Oh Tom the Toad Why did you jump into the road? You were so big and green … Continue reading

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Steal the Bacon

Directions: Split the boys into 2 teams and line them up facing each other Number the boys off on each team (1 on up) Place an object in between the 2 teams. Call a number.  When the number is called, both … Continue reading

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Cannibal Employment

Recently, a large corporation hired several cannibals to increase their diversity. ‘You are all part of our team now’, said the HR rep during the welcoming briefing. ‘You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria … Continue reading

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Heating A Kayak

Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that: You can’t have your kayak and heat it too

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Missionary Cannibals

When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion

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Cannibal Clowns

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: ‘Does this taste funny to you?’

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Good Soup

Materials: A large pot Several spoons A floor mop A chef’s hat (optional) Announcer: This scene takes place in the camp Dining Hall. (Several boys are seated around a large pot, sampling the imaginary contents with the spoons.) Cub 1: Boy, … Continue reading

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Eskimo Pies

Personnel: 6 Cub Scouts Equipment:  Table Pot with Lid Eskimo Pies (or other ice cream bar) Some Ping Pong Balls Dozen Golf Tees Between 2 and 5 white sponges Sign that says “1 hour later” Instructions: Place ice cream bars … Continue reading

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