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The Raisin

Need: 5 Scouts (1 to be a table) Preparation: 1st Scout comes out, gets down on all fours, and pretends to be a table. Script: 2nd Scout comes out, looks at the table and declares: “Ah, a fly! I think … Continue reading

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Worm Food

Q: What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? A: Finding half a worm.

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Puff, the Magic Maggot

Tune: Puff the Magic Dragon Words: Little Teddy Tapeworm loved that maggot Puff. He brought him dead dogs two weeks old, and scabs still moist with pus. Together they would travel to the city morgue to eat. Puff would get … Continue reading

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Rudy, the Red-Nosed Cub Scout

Tune: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Words: Rudy, the red-nosed Cub Scout, Had a very runny nose; And if you ever saw it, You would prob ly say, Oh, Gross! All of the other Cub Scouts Used to look and say, … Continue reading

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Randall, the Red-Cheeked Cub Scout

Tune: Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer Words: Randall, the red-cheeked Cub Scout Had a very cold, cold nose. And if you ever noticed, You could even say it flows. All of the other Cubbies, Used to laugh and point it out. … Continue reading

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I’m A Snowflake

Tune: Clementine Words: I’m a snowflake, I’m a snowflake, I’m a snowflake yes I am. And I’m falling, yes I’m falling, Right upon your little head. Oh, I’m melting, Oh, I’m melting Oh, I’m melting yes I am. Aren’t you … Continue reading

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Greasy, Grimy, Gopher Guts

Tune: The Old Gray Mare Words: Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, dirty little pigeon’s feet All mixed up with a pile of poison possum pus and me without my spoon And me without my … Continue reading

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