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See A Doctor

Cub #1: I see green, yellow, and blue spots in front of my eyes. Cub #2: Have you seen a doctor? Cub #1: No, just green, yellow, and blue spots.

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Patience Is A Little Important

A man rushed into a busy doctor’s office and shouted, ‘Doctor! I think I’m shrinking.’ The doctor calmly responded, ‘Now, settle down. You’ll just have to be a little patient.’

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Patient Getting Ignored

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps ignoring me. Doctor: Next!

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Last Thing For Patient To Do

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Am I going to die? Doctor: That’s the last thing you’ll do.

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