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Patience Is A Little Important

A man rushed into a busy doctor’s office and shouted, ‘Doctor! I think I’m shrinking.’ The doctor calmly responded, ‘Now, settle down. You’ll just have to be a little patient.’

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Patient Getting Ignored

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps ignoring me. Doctor: Next!

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Last Thing For Patient To Do

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Am I going to die? Doctor: That’s the last thing you’ll do.

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Cub Scout Garden Ceremony

First, plant five rows of PEAS: Preparedness Promptness Perseverance Politeness Praise Then, plant five rows of LETTUCE: Let us be faithful Let us be unselfish Let us be loyal Let us be truthful Let us help one another Next plant … Continue reading

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