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Stealing A Pair

Cub #1: There’s been a robbery in my backyard! Cub #2: What happened? Cub #1: Two clothespins held up a pair of pants.

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Polish Driving

Police in the Republic of Ireland, the Garda, have been chasing a mysterious and impossible to find Polish driver who has apparently committed more than 50 motoring offences. Officers had been puzzled how the mysterious “Prawo Jazdy” had always produced … Continue reading

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Childish Felony

Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

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Porcelain Theivery

A thief broke into the local police station and stole all the toilets, leaving no clues. A spokesperson was quoted as saying, ‘We have absolutely nothing to go on.’

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