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Dippers

(A Cub runs on stage with a large ladle in his hand) Q: What do you have there? A: The big dipper. (Another Cub runs on stage with a spoon in his hand) Q: And what do you have? A: … Continue reading

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Bird Meal

Q: What kind of bird is present at every meal? A: A Swallow

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Hamburgers On An Empty Stomach

Q: How many hamburgers can you eat on an empty stomach? A: One. Then your stomach isn’t empty anymore.

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Fell Out A Window

Q: What happened to the man who fell out of a 10-story window and landed on a soda? A: Nothing it was a soft drink.

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Patient Getting Ignored

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Everyone keeps ignoring me. Doctor: Next!

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Last Thing For Patient To Do

Patient: Doctor! Doctor! Am I going to die? Doctor: That’s the last thing you’ll do.

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What do you call a scout …

What do you call a scout that is… Being towed behind a boat?  Skip Hiding in a hole?  Phil Sleeping on your porch?  Matt Hanging on your living room wall?  Art Sleeping in your mail box each month?  Bill Camping … Continue reading

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